Featuring drawing by critically acclaimed cartoonist Adrian Teal, this book—ideal for all lovers of tyrannical felines—is a collection of miserable musings from the angriest and most dangerous cat in the the world. Belonging to an international supervillain and arch-nemesis of the British Secret Service, Blofeld's cat has witnessed first hand his owner's despotic appetite for world domination—and it's rather made an impression on him. Offering his own provocative thoughts on life's trivialities, such as social media, celebrity culture, reality television, and online dating, as well as more controversial views on murder, politics, and law enforcement, Blofeld's cat's opinions will shock, offend, outrage, and most importantly, amuse.